The Fortune Cookies of Doom are Out to Get Me!

I’m on to you, Chinese restaurants! You and your fortune cookies. Harmless fun? Yes, for other people. They have fun, happy or inspiring little sayings. Like my two year old son got this:

Well I know they’re messing with me. Take this one my husband got last Monday night:

‘Powerful emotional currents’? Just what we need on the last night of my mother-in-law’s Thanksgiving visit.

And the one I got last time?

“The road to success is always under construction”

I’d better keep at it then! Should have kept that one and framed it…

But on Monday night, as the bag of fortune cookies was passing itself around, I caught myself getting nervous, and suddenly remembered this one I’d been carrying in my bag for months thinking it was deep or inspiring or something:

Now I think I see what you’re getting at. Thanks 😉

So what did I finally get this time? This:

Coincidences eh? Come on, Chinese restaurants, I just want a night off with a takeaway! What’s up with the ‘tough love’?

 

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Links

• 20 Funny Fortune Cookie Messages from Fun with Smiley
• Fortune Cookie is Eliminating the Competition at UberHumor
• Scary Fortune Cookie
• Funny and Fabulous Fortune Cookies from Mental Floss
• Fortune Cookie Quotes from Mom dot com
• Another well-timed fortune cookie from The Betty and Boo Chronicles
• Fortune Cookies, at Just Smile
• And finally, the best fortune cookie message ever!

 

 

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