So, How Can We Ruin Our Food This Week?

mustard greens

Mustard greens: I don’t like them.
(Photo credit: thebittenword.com via Wikipedia)

This week’s diet is inspired by Captain Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager drinking coffee and being a terrible cook 🙂

So, how can we ruin our food this week? (Tweet this!)

Here are some tips to get started – post yours in the comments!

Food-Ruining Ideas I’ve Tried:

  • Cover it in hot sauce – tried this, the kids thought it was hilarious
     
  • Drop it on the floor – toddler did this, what a helper!
     
  • Burn it – yep, thanks toaster
     
  • By the way, if you drop a teabag in your toaster you’ll soon be wondering which of your neighbours hosts dope-smoking parties (and, perhaps, so will they…)
     
  • Make something you don’t like anyway – mustard greens, anyone?
     
  • Leave it to go soggy (cereal etc) or cold – well that tends to happen around here anyway
     
  • Add spices you don’t like – ugh, cinnamon (I know I’m swimming against the tide here but I really don’t like it!)

 
(Ruining my food actually worked out very well for me – I wouldn’t do this for a potluck, but see my Captain Janeway diet review here)
 

Need more? Here’s some inspiration from Voyager’s kitchen and replicators

See Captain Janeway’s pot roast at 1:55 for true, original food-ruining genius:



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