Jun
20
So, How Can We Ruin Our Food This Week?

Mustard greens: I don’t like them.
(Photo credit: thebittenword.com via Wikipedia)
So, how can we ruin our food this week? (Tweet this!)
Here are some tips to get started – post yours in the comments!
Food-Ruining Ideas I’ve Tried:
- Cover it in hot sauce – tried this, the kids thought it was hilarious
- Drop it on the floor – toddler did this, what a helper!
- Burn it – yep, thanks toaster
- By the way, if you drop a teabag in your toaster you’ll soon be wondering which of your neighbours hosts dope-smoking parties (and, perhaps, so will they…)
- Make something you don’t like anyway – mustard greens, anyone?
- Leave it to go soggy (cereal etc) or cold – well that tends to happen around here anyway
- Add spices you don’t like – ugh, cinnamon (I know I’m swimming against the tide here but I really don’t like it!)
(Ruining my food actually worked out very well for me – I wouldn’t do this for a potluck, but see my Captain Janeway diet review here)
Need more? Here’s some inspiration from Voyager’s kitchen and replicators
See Captain Janeway’s pot roast at 1:55 for true, original food-ruining genius:
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