This week's diet is inspired by Captain Janeway from Star Trek: Voyager drinking coffee and being a terrible cook 🙂

So, how can we ruin our food this week? (Tweet this!)

Here are some tips to get started - post yours in the comments!

Food-Ruining Ideas I've Tried:

• Cover it in hot sauce - tried this, the kids thought it was hilarious
   
• Drop it on the floor - toddler did this, what a helper!
   
• Burn it - yep, thanks toaster
   
• By the way, if you drop a teabag in your toaster you'll soon be wondering which of your neighbours hosts dope-smoking parties (and, perhaps, so will they...)
   
• Make something you don't like anyway - mustard greens, anyone?
   
• Leave it to go soggy (cereal etc) or cold - well that tends to happen around here anyway
   
• Add spices you don't like - ugh, cinnamon (I know I'm swimming against the tide here but I really don't like it!)

 
(Ruining my food actually worked out very well for me - I wouldn't do this for a potluck, but see my Captain Janeway diet review here)
 

 
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