It’s the Enormous Baloth Diet!

The Enormous Baloth Diet: based on the Magic The Gathering creature that's most obviously dieting!

Enormous Baloth:
Sounds like a dieter to me…

Since the Enormous Baloth is the Magic The Gathering creature that’s most obviously dieting, I thought it was about time to try out a diet for it.

According to the card,

Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.

So, it’s fruits, plants, woodland animals, and we’ll aim to stop there… 😉

Fathom Mage: what I'll look like by the end of my diet ;)

Also planning to end the week as a Fathom Mage

Off the top of my head, the only woodland animal I can think of is wild boar, (ie pork), since I can’t bring my inner vegetarian to eat squirrels or Bambi, and yes I know that’s not logical.

So it’s fruits, vegetables and pork.

I’ve also decided to let ‘plants’ include whole grains, but that’s literally the grains, like brown rice, jumbo oats or plain popcorn, not baked food, even with wholemeal flour.

And I’m cutting out dairy foods except for lowfat milk in my tea and coffee, because I know if I try to give that up at the moment the whole thing will go out of the window.

So who’s up for the Enormous Baloth diet?
It’s got bacon 🙂

UPDATE: Click to see how much weight I lost on my Enormous Baloth Diet this week (Ok, I lost 5 pounds in a week, which is really, surprisingly, a lot!)


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7 Responses to It’s the Enormous Baloth Diet!

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  7. Wow, 5 lbs?! That’s awesome. I have a similar diet actually. I’ve lost 8 lbs in 3 weeks so far. Keep it up. 🙂

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