It’s the Enormous Baloth Diet!

The Enormous Baloth Diet: based on the Magic The Gathering creature that's most obviously dieting!

Enormous Baloth:
Sounds like a dieter to me...

Since the Enormous Baloth is the Magic The Gathering creature that's most obviously dieting, I thought it was about time to try out a diet for it.

According to the card,

Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities.

So, it's fruits, plants, woodland animals, and we'll aim to stop there... 😉

Fathom Mage: what I'll look like by the end of my diet ;)

Also planning to end the week as a Fathom Mage

Off the top of my head, the only woodland animal I can think of is wild boar, (ie pork), since I can't bring my inner vegetarian to eat squirrels or Bambi, and yes I know that's not logical.

So it's fruits, vegetables and pork.

I've also decided to let 'plants' include whole grains, but that's literally the grains, like brown rice, jumbo oats or plain popcorn, not baked food, even with wholemeal flour.

And I'm cutting out dairy foods except for lowfat milk in my tea and coffee, because I know if I try to give that up at the moment the whole thing will go out of the window.

So who's up for the Enormous Baloth diet?
It's got bacon 🙂

UPDATE: Click to see how much weight I lost on my Enormous Baloth Diet this week (Ok, I lost 5 pounds in a week, which is really, surprisingly, a lot!)


Which Magic card would you most want to look like? I'd pick Time Walk - the nice one, obviously, not the one with the skeletons! See my favourite Magic cards here. Do you have any favourites? I'd love to see them - click to post the links here!


Click to see Enormous Baloth in the Magic the Gathering Card Database

See more MTG posts on this site:


Find the Enormous Baloth MTG Card on eBay:

Enormous Baloth Magic the Gathering MTG 10th Tenth Edition
Enormous Baloth Magic the Gathering MTG 10th Tenth Edition $0.99
Time Remaining: 15h 23m
Buy It Now for only: $0.99
Buy It Now | Add to watch list
MTG - Legions - Enormous Baloth - Foil - NM
MTG - Legions - Enormous Baloth - Foil - NM $1.00
Time Remaining: 17h 19m
Buy It Now for only: $1.00
Buy It Now | Add to watch list


All my outbound links are routed through VigLink, and may therefore be affiliate links. If an affiliate link results in a sale, I may make a commission at no extra expense to my visitors. I don't know all the affiliate links and don't choose to find out. However, I do know that they include some eBay countries, Amazon UK, Usborne Books,, and Thank you for visiting.


7 Responses to It’s the Enormous Baloth Diet!

  1. Pingback: Would you pay $100,000 for a playing card? » Club Adipose

  2. Pingback: North Carolina Style Barbecue Sauce Recipe » Club Adipose

  3. Pingback: What’s your favourite Magic Card? » Club Adipose

  4. Pingback: Is this the Best Magic The Gathering Card for Dieters? » Club Adipose

  5. Pingback: Enormous Baloth Diet: I Can’t Believe How Much Weight I Lost! » Club Adipose

  6. Wow, 5 lbs?! That’s awesome. I have a similar diet actually. I’ve lost 8 lbs in 3 weeks so far. Keep it up. 🙂

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

VigLink badge Online Marketing This website is a participant in the Amazon Europe S.à r.l. Associates Programme, an affiliate advertising programme designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to
Usborne Publishing Ltd. (UK) has no connection with these pages and does not sponsor or support their content.
Submit Blog & RSS Feeds Feedage Grade A rated

Go to top
%d bloggers like this: